I always had these questions before about newborns, but never had a chance to find out for myself until now. So here goes a Q&A on the first month:
Q: What does a newborn feel like?
A: A sac of potatoes.
Q: What does a newborn sound like?
A: Fire truck. Oh, you mean when she’s not crying? Teacup pig. I swear sometimes she’s just trying to do R2D2.
Q: What does a newborn smell like?
A: Caramelized formula. Don’t ask me how I know.
Q: Which body part grows the fastest?
A: Eyelashes
Q: What article gets washed most frequently?
A: Bibs. So many bibs…
Q: What is the most frequent purchase?
A: That’s a tie between formula and diaper, which makes sense if you think about it. You know, “What goes around comes around…
~ Du
